A bulletin board is a place for announcements, right? So you'd think that if one of your friends posted one, it would be about something important, right? Wrong. This handy guide will show you which titles scream *DO NOT OPEN ME. I AM A WASTE OF TIME.*
You're invited to a party!
(Note: If someone were going to invite you to a party, they'd call you or tell you in person, psh.)Title:H-izz-ot party @ my crib!
Content: You opened this bulletin because it said "H-IZZ-OT PARTY AT MAH CRIB." But would you have opened this bulletin if it said Jesus, God, AP Christian Theory of Modern Western Theology, or Pope John Paul II? Repost this bulletin as "H-izz-ot party at mah crib" if you truly love God! Because obviously, your faith has nothing to do with believing in Christ or being a good person, and a LOT to do with how many myspace bulletins you repost.
P.S. If you don't repost this, not only will you be a bad Christian, but YOUR CAT WILL DIE OF FELINE LEUKEMIA.
*color here* *object here*
Title: PINK SOCKS!!!Content: rePoST thiz BuLLETiN AS how u feel.
BLUE SOCKS - I am in love, even though I'm only 12 and there would be no way that I could POSSIBLY know what love is.
PINK SOCKS - Single! But this has less to do with preference and more with the fact that I am rather ugly.
GREEN SOCKS - I like someone who likes someone else who likes this dude's brother who lives in Ohio who is OBSESSED with Jessica Simpson who just broke up with Nick Lachey who is most likely homosexual, and that someone will never know how I feel about them because I'm lame and can't communicate about my feelings.
TECHNICOLOR SOCKS - I'm a flying ninja which has nothing to do with feelings!!
Read this it's soooo sweet!!
Title: Read this it's sooooo sweet!!Content: Once upon a time there was a girl named Jill. She fell TRULY MADLY DEEPLY in love with a boy named Jack after seeing his SUPERHOT profile pic on Myspace. They had some really deep conversations, such as:
Jill: ILY!
Jack: ILY2!
The next day, Jill went up a hill to get some water. She fell into the well and drowned! Jack loved her so much that he threw himself off of the very same hill, committing suicide. (Because killing yourself is the ULTIMATE act of love, yo.) REPOST THIS OR YOU'RE HEARTLESS!!!
*name* is a white trash hoe!
(A variation of the above bulletin. I shortened it because the version I received was really long, dull, and incredibly stupid.)Title: Lisa is a skankface whore!
Content: Cheerleader named Lisa, blah blah blah, football captain, blah blah blah, love, blah blah blah. At a party cheerleader cheated on football captain with basketball team captain. Football captain = sad. Football captain = dead. Lisa = white trash hoe.
REPOST THIS AS LISA IS A WHITE TRASH HOE!
*something* Test
Title: PURITY TEST!Content: Say if the person above you is a virgin or not! Even though we're all 13 and everyone above us will obviously still be one, and therefore this bulletin will be very boring!
JAY: I'm first, yay!
JENNY: Yeah he is!
DANIELLE: I think so!
KAYLEE: She is pure.
NOELLE: No way, she's not one. JK ILY KAYLEE.
KENNY: She isn't, cuz I did it with her last night LOLZ I AM SO AMUSING.
Anything With the Name "Tom" In It
Title: Tom is serious!Content: Hey, this is Tom!
As u can see, myspace is getting overcrowded. So Toms gonna delete u if u dun repost this bulletin as, "Tom is serious!" U'd think the CEO of a huge company lyk myspace can type properly, but he can't. Tom also refers to himself in the third person.
I ~ L ~ U ~ ALL <333
Tom
Ethnicity VS. Ethnicity
Title: Mexicans VS. FilipinosContent: Yeah! If you're MEXICAN or PINAY, put your name under the list so we can see whose better! Even though we're all being immature shallow idiots!
Mexicans
Manuel - SCREW U! WE DA BEST!
Cristina - ~*~*~ reppin' da mexicans ~*~*~*~
Antonio - GO MEXICANS!!! NE1 ELSE SUX!
Filipinos
Nicky - PiiNAYS FoRR EVERR!
Jess - ~~~PiiNAY PRiiDE~~~